me: I don't want kids people: you're a heartless insensitive monster with the darkest soul that has ever existed me: damn right
IF IT REALLY WENT LIKE THIS
Boruto: hey I just met you Sasuke: ... Boruto: and this is crazy Boruto: but here's my number Boruto: so be my sensei? Sasuke: Boruto: Sasuke: Sasuke: you remind me of that idiot Naruto Sasuke: are you his son? Sasuke: And my phone is dead.